I'm going to write a gospel...

Well. Secrets of the Da Vinci Code is on TV at the moment. They are having a debate about whether Jesus was married to Mary Magdaline. It's quite an interesting argument. There is a bunch of scholars that have no international credibility in the history field, but still have published books promoting their crazy historical ideas. But that's not what makes it interesting. What's interesting is that they are basing their rediculous claims on historical fiction.
So I'm going to write a book. I'm going to claim that I have found the secrets of life, the universe and everything - and that it has been passed down to me through my family line since not just Jesus' time, but from Moses. You see, my great (great)+ (that's a regular expression that says to repeat at least once more, and as many times as you can) is actually Moses. And he said that what is written in the Torah about the Israelites seeking the promised land is actually all a folk tale. In fact, I have sole claim to this land, and I should start a new nation there. Or I could not. I think I need to refine it to make it more believable. I'll work on that :-)